Dear ASPCA,
Thanks for the emails and calendars and greeting cards and return address labels and shit. Think your money could be better spent elsewhere though. Anyway I gotta tell ya, when you send me an email titled "Heartbreak for the Holidays", with an attachment? Not appealing.
Luckily the Delete button is easy to reach. I'm just sayin'.
Cordially,
One who will not be guilted or depressed into giving you money
2 comments:
So if I send you a vid of my blind dog walking into a wall you won't send me money to have that wall removed? I can dig that.
Andy
Andy you are right, I would not send you money. I would however, probably watch the video and laugh at the poor blind dog. Tasteless, I admit.
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